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Liedteksten met Mercedes Benz

Berichtdoor Martin123T » 18 nov 2007, 15:01

Ik heb altijd al wat met Mercedes gehad, en zo langzamerhand durf ik er ook voor uit te komen dat ik 'de eend' leuk vind. Verder ben ik ook geïnteresseerd in cabaret en kleinkunst.

Hierom vind ik het wel grappig als automerken in liedteksten worden gebruikt, hieronder een voorbeeld.

Het was bij de TROS al een tijd de tendens
Ze haalden malloten als Peter-Jan Rens
Ron Boshardt en Linda de Mol voor de lens
En zelfs de zwakzinnige Nance

Ze heeft vast een meute aanbidders en fans
Dat is vanzelfsprekend, dat is common sense
Maar ik krijg migraine en pijn in mijn pens
Na één minuut Lingo met Nance

Mijn afkeer van dat suffe prul van een mens
Is zo kolossaal en extreem en intens
Mijn tranen slaan neer op mijn bril als condens
Van kokende woede op Nance

Waarom zet niet iemand haar over de grens
Waarom zet niet iemand die gleuf in de hens
Die barbiepop met het IQ van een flens
De analfabetische Nance

Regieassistentes en elektriciens
En kleedsters in dienst van de TROS of free lance
Beloon ik met nieuwe Mercedessen Benz
Als zij me verlossen van Nance

En wie Citroëns wil die krijgt Citroëns
Desnoods geef ik Roebels, of Drachmen of Yens
Maar mieter die meut in het zuur met een plens
Dat is mijn meest dierbare wens
Martin123T
 

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